Scotch egg

December 28, 2014 3:03 pm

I had a sausage left over. A single sausage is such a lonely thing, not enough for a butty, not... View Article

Cheese Toasty

December 27, 2014 6:04 pm

This was a bit crap to be honest. I didn’t have any white bread in, and couldn’t summon the energy... View Article


Deep Fried Turkey

December 20, 2014 6:28 pm

Being the avid burning kitchen reader that you are, I’m sure you’ll be aware I’ve been having a bit of... View Article


Small land animal

December 15, 2014 7:15 pm

I’m not at that stage with the meat man to ask him what this animal was. Never the less, Im... View Article



December 14, 2014 1:31 pm

I’m having a lovely weekend. A really lovely weekend. Markets, small animals, bacon, coffee and rambling away at you. The... View Article


Bacon Butty

December 14, 2014 11:07 am

Nobodies bacon butty is as good as yours. Listen to nobody. The way you are doing it is glorious and... View Article



December 14, 2014 9:38 am

Please don’t expect a recipe. Although if you’re reading through anything here I imagine you’d be shocked to read a... View Article